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Written by Nicolas Chahine   
Thursday, 05 May 2011 09:56

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction

A: A teabag.

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qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful

Responsible

Energetic

Adorable

Sweet

Truthful

Self-Organized.

In short, she must have good

B.R.E.A.S.T. S

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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.

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Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.Guess where it would have bitten?

 

The boy's hand.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath, Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked 'Why '?

 

The animals told him......... ..'Your tail is in the front'

 

 

     

 

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