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Written by Nicolas Chahine   
Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:47

 

 

I recently read that love is entirely a

matter of chemistry.


That must be why my wife treats

me like toxic waste.


David
Bissonette


When a man steals your wife, there

is no better revenge than to let him

keep her.


Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife

become two sides of a coin; they

just can't face each other, but still

they stay together.


Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a

good wife, you'll be happy. If you

get a bad one, you'll become a

philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things,

and prevents us from achieving

them.


Dumas


The great question... which I have

not been able to answer... is, "What

does a woman want?


Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife,

and she had some paragraphs with

me.


Anonymous


"Some people ask the secret of our

long marriage. We take time to go

to a restaurant two times a week. A

little candlelight, dinner, soft music

and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I

go Fridays."


Henny Youngman


"I don't worry about terrorism. I

was married for two years."


Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring

funds that is even faster than

electronic banking. It's called

marriage."


James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my

wives. The first one left me, and the

second one didn't."


Patrick Murray


Two secrets to keep your

marriage brimming


1. W henever you're wrong,

admit it,


2. Whenever you're right, shut

up.


Nash


The most effective way to

remember your wife's birthday

is to forget it once...


Anonymous


You know what I did before I

married? Anything I wanted to.


Henny Youngman


My wif e and I were happy for

 

twenty years. Then we met.


Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her

 

husband when she's wrong.


Milton
Berle

Marriage is the only war where one

sleeps with the enemy.


Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the

classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next

day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You

can have mine."


Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an

angel!"


Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's

still alive."

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS

TO GIVE THEM A GOOD

LAUGH......AND TO THOSE

LADIES WITH A SENSE OF

HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE

IT!!!!!

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